The fact that the States even puts statutes of limitations on felonies is bonkers; getting rid of that is one of the things they should take from the more British common-law countries.

I always associate it with that one episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"I'll put you in a home!"
"You already put me in a home!"
"I'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!"
"…I'll be good."

Going full bonesaw definitely seemed…a bit much, and I was only listening to that.

Fuck it, we're going full Mad Max. Someone install a flamethrower and a guitarist on top of my mom's SUV for me.

It was after that article about the Rock had that huge influx of Drudge Report jagoffs, so I assume it was a popular topic for their posts.

It's the first. I guess they were trying to keep people from saying it unironically.

Danger zone!

I don't think it's possible to wake them up. The entirety of the American population could die of gunshot wounds tomorrow and they'd just be sad there's no one left for them to ramble to about how great assault rifles are.

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

More that I don't like tea, so I don't really talk about it very often and certainly don't try to order it while on vacation.

That makes more sense. I've just never heard the general "tea" refer to anything but the hot-in-a-teacup kind before, so that's where my mind went.

There's something very incongruous about having a cup of tea at the strip club.

Yeah, I was kind of hoping it turned out I had missed the part where he was basically Zatanna and was both a magician and an actual wizard.

I love it so much it's basically the only sport I watch outside of the Olympics.

I just feel like it might have been better to use the actual games as a springboard, instead of having to build the hype themselves at a point where most people don't really care.

Is that what the American coverage is like? No wonder everyone complains about it.

Clearly, the year between Olympicses is the best time to launch this.

I've never been glad to be lactose intolerant before this moment.

I veal like this is really getting out of hand.