There was a push a couple years ago for the Sun to have a news channel, which would've been our Fox equivalent. Luckily for all of us, it never happened.

Canada. It might actually be possible to get Fox News here (I didn't check), but it would be an extra-charge speciality channel as opposed to basic cable, so most businesses wouldn't bother when they can just stick CP24 on instead.

1) I don't understand why they play the news in public places. It's just asking for people to get all angried up in your place of business.

There's one for the sinkhole, too. It's under Great Job, Internet.

Doesn't sound like something you should be talking about with your grandmother.

"How dare you disrespect our long and storied history of losing and racism!"

Keith Orbermann

Eh, I don't know — my brother is almost as baby-faced as I am (ie, extremely), but he can still grow a beard that Billy Gibbons would envy. In fact, he grows the latter specifically to disguise the former.

[waits for Xanderpuss to arrive]

I…don't get how that would even be relevant.

There should be an option to hide in the foliage outside while the enemy disarms the traps by walking directly into them.

There was one where he spent all his time yelling about radioactive semen.

So…Young Indiana Jones with a slightly different pre-grizzling grizzled treasure hunter?

Finally, a quest where I understand the appeal!

Sorry for your loss.

I've been the kid in these circumstances, and I always remember how badly it affected my mom…it's hard on us all. Best wishes to you and your son.

Oh, jeez. Glad they're okay.

I've never really heard that used before, but it does make a lot more sense. Thank you!

Does GA mean "Green Arrow" in this situation, or am I just incapable of not thinking about superheroes for five seconds?

Oh my god. My condolences to all the Snyders; I hope they're getting all the comfort they need in a time like this.