I'm twenty-five, so…probably not.

"You're the Best Around".

I sincerely hope that reply was just "That's not how Heaven works, you dingus".

Isn't killing people with hatred FOX News' mission statement?

Is he a Viking?

Part of the problem is also that conservatives tend to want to fight issues that are decided (or at least should be), like "are gay people human beings" or "is trying to build a wall on the Mexican border racist as hell" instead of something with more nuance, like "how do we set up fair elections" or "what's the best…

A place to hear my parents complain about the government wasting money making that commercial every time they see it.

There's a ribfest in every city around here. I'm pretty sure you could spend the entire summer doing nothing but shoving barbeque in your face.

Can't, I don't know what it is.

A surprising amount of our legislation over the last two years has just been the lyrics to "Kiss From a Rose".

EEEUUUGH?

It's like a whole province of Tim Allens.

Or hein.

It's almost like most of their beliefs are completely indefensible.

I've lived in Ontario my entire life and I have never heard of either this festival or the town of Oro-Medonte.

I saw a Pearle Vision one about a kid and his dead grandpa's glasses pretty recently.

Did someone say "Charles Dance dancing"?
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"A King Kong who must say 'I am King Kong' is no King Kong at all."

Jeez, if all it'll take for them to shut up is for me to admit that I have glaring personality flaws, someone should've told me sooner. Unless the racism is non-negotiable, because I definitely won't compromise. I work really hard on not being racist, and I never work hard on anything.

So much for the morally-consistent right!