I don’t always get abortions, but when I do I always go to my local dental center.

Both!

I guess that’s progress but it still makes me sad.

You can tell he is getting off on telling this story and it’s only made more creepy by all the guys around it smiling and laughing about it like it’s totally legit.

Heaven forbid we trust someone to act. No, we have to nearly kill her.

I feel the need to share this often. So here we go. Obligatory:

An unarmed man who rightfully feared for his life managed to wrestle a gun away from an actual deadly threat. Yet all these shook-ass cops blast away black people because...

It’s hard to coexist with folks who think the universe was created in 6 days but any new gun legislation is moving too fast.

So you’re telling me she’s queen of the shit- TeaParty?

Question: why are people always said to be “flaunting” things? She was flaunting her bump. She was flaunting her bikini body. She was flaunting her new look. Are they really flaunting stuff or are they just out living their lives and people are projecting flauntiness?

What is this coveted status Tony Robbins and George Will seem to think accusers enjoy? These turds think Anita Hill or Rose McGowan or Andrea Constand are walking around with a #MeToo punch card where if you accuse nine high profile men of sexual misconduct, you get a free mani/pedi with the tenth accusation.

I am so glad someone is as excited as I am about this!! SCIENCE! Bears are science-y magic.

Idaho Lawmaker Who Maybe Wanted to Execute People for Abortion Has Second Thoughts

I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

Yeah, he did the same thing in Oklahoma. When our budget was in freefall and every other department and agency was slashing funding, the AG’s office was hiring more people to staff his war against Obama’s EPA and he built a lavish new Tulsa office for the AG’s office because he didn’t want to come to OKC to work. Then…

Naw, in this case it’s purely because this is a kleptocracy, designed not to govern but to funnel public money into the wallets of a select few as expeditiously as possible.

She seems really brilliant/multi-talented.

But do you have....

My cat loves me too, but I know that her little “love nibbles” are just to see how I would taste. ;)