how fucking pissed would you be if you were receiving your directives as a deciem employee via INSTAGRAM CAPTION?!

I think his use is simply to show how truly creepy Rebecca’s behavior is by gender swapping 

Ice dancing is amazing when done well (like with Virtue/Moir, or Davis/White). It can also be a fuckin’ snooze fest. It all depends on the chemistry of the partnership.

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

Cats are the best, period. Looking for a substitute partner? Get a cat. Looking for a sandwich? Get a cat. Looking for your passport? Get a cat. Looking for a cat? Get a cat.

Shrodinger’s Asshole

Papers don’t care. My city paper used to run Chuck Asay up until he stopped drawing - and he was so gross as to be nearly beyond parody.

I read the editor’s response, and if she’s not lying through her teeth, it’s an amazing example of Poe’s Law; she thought this guy was parodying bigots, not that he was one!

#notallvases.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

This isn’t working anymore. I want a divorce. You like Brazilian music?

She gave us Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and The Secret. She has given a platform to Deepak Chopra and to the anti-vaccination movement.

I thought the same thing. #metool.

The sole purpose of this post is to acknowledge and celebrate Rene Gube, who is freaking hilarious as Father Brah and apparently a brilliant writer as well. Thank you for your time.

How to Get Away With Murder is an aspirational quote to Melania.

1) Twitter hasn’t only given 140 characters in months. 2) The movement started with stories by the NY Times. 3) And you don’t get to choose which stories are valid.

Eliza Dushku was 12.

I am all for this. Women should report and prosecute crimes against them.

One commenter above (or maybe below, I have no idea how this platform organizes comments) mentioned that Rebecca’s IQ seems to have dropped drastically from the earlier seasons: from ingenious and cunning to “spaz”.

I think that’s kind of the point? I don’t have the impulsive features of BPD, but I do have Complex…