Laughing at that loser DJ who would have been spared all of this if he hadn’t sued Taylor Swift. Sure, he got fired and maybe he’s had trouble finding a new job, but now anyone who googles him will know about his extracurricular activities, not just radio people. Talk about miscalculating.

“and that rain video”

LOL I love this

Hmm. I see what you mean. Maybe she added more after that (killer) reply. And in any case, is this really going to hurt her? Surely her attorney can say that about the skirt (and whatever else they feel they need to add) in their closing arguments or whatever, can’t they?

Maybe it’s for the sake of clarity, so the lawyer doesn’t try to pretend she was touched somewhere in the vicinity of her ass. “Ass” doesn’t leave room for interpretation. Neither does “butt”, I suppose.

Like what, behind? That sounds odd to me. But I’m not a native speaker so I’ll let someone else chime in.

Oh my god that is freaking BRILLIANT!

Definitely prepped - as she should be -, and I don’t know what she sounded like when she spoke but for some reason the transcript makes it seem like she was perfectly calm and assertive which is more than I would have been able to do in such an unusual, stressful situation.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

True. Maybe I’m being unfair. He tried his very best.

Stellar negotiation skills, I see why Trump brags about all the deals he makes.

That guy in the middle has something on his face.

I like how he assumes this hypothetical female artist wouldn’t be able to resist his charms. That, or her resistance would be irrelevant.

Presumably pretend they’re not there.

Sorry, I meant to come back to this and totally forgot. I don’t know what the complaint is specifically as I refuse to go near TMZ; if that’s all it is then yeah, I’m not sure it qualifies as sexual harassment. It definitely seems unprofessional, though, unless she was in on the joke.
But the way it’s phrased makes it…

He also said transgender people shouldn’t serve in the military in any way, which I guess is his way of being a friend to the LGBTQ community.

Same. It can’t happen, we’ve all suffered enough.

I’m sorry to hear about Ruth Wilson’s body double. If there is a God (or five, or 297), Joshua Jackson won’t have anything to do with the allegations.

Six children. The poor family.

WTF re: the Madonna situation. The fact that the auction house doesn’t clearly state that the woman is the legal owner of those incredibly personal items tells me everything I need to know.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend not being nominated is a crime.