They finally get him back and he’s non-responsive. Then he dies. It’s horrifying.

Oh, Trump definitely gives a crap. We know this. Say, has he said anything about the terrorist who attacked Muslims in London? No? Oh.

(Otto Warmbier was 22 years old.)

It sure looks like she was cooler in her teens than I am in my... not teens. I don’t feel inadequate at all.

Flashback to Comey refusing to say publicly that Trump wasn’t under investigation because that might change in the future.

That was my first thought. The way I was taught, an unnecessary tourniquet can cause the loss of a limb. We keep seeing it done in movies and just assume it must be the right thing to do when someone is bleeding.

I don’t want to watch the video. Is there a kind soul here willing to explain how Kelly misrepresented his views?

I’m sure he was extremely courteous when he explained that he doesn’t have bad days because he’s not a woman.

She’s ready to let it go? She brought this thing back from the dead. Nobody was talking about it. Nobody was thinking about it. But sure, she’s ready to let it go. Uh huh. Taylor is much better at this than Katy.

What the hell was McCain on? Was he confused by the fact that some investigations have been concluded and others not? Does he think Russia helped Clinton? What in the world?

After watching three episodes, I still can’t believe this show works. It should be a complete mess but somehow it’s not. Tolman is charming, Martin’s voice is perfect and it’s well written. Who would’ve thought.

Liam’s embarrassing himself. This isn’t about you or your brother, dude. You did a good thing, can’t you just leave it at that?

Apparently, hell has frozen over, because Maher apologized.

How funny would it be if every time Trump did something stupid someone important/rich fixed it? Make it so, America!

That “them against us” rhetoric is getting old and boring. Why does he think he’s so smart he can see through a conspiracy that literally every other American leader missed? I almost can’t laugh at it anymore.

I had the whole thing on mute because I can’t stand his voice so I didn’t catch that he might consider a different “deal”. Sounds like he’s doing the whole “whatever, I don’t care either way” thing to try to get the rest of the world to chase him and do what he wants. I really hope it doesn’t work.

This is a thing of beauty and I’m drowning in jealousy for not having written it myself. The Alamo Drafthouse “apology” is also glorious. I’m pleasantly surprised they decided to double down and not take the whole thing back.

Oh ew, I’d forgotten about that one.

Good for them. I have to admit, I’m a little worried that Justin Bieber is going to screw this up somehow, or make it all about himself. I hope it’s a great night for everyone.

I definitely won’t!

I’ve only noticed one person so far, but they’re in the greys. If only people left them there. :(