I think it’s fairly clear what this is about: this Russia thing just won’t go away and there’s a new scandal every five minutes so he needs to distract people and the press. Or he just read the Breitbart article this apparently came from and assumed it was real.

Phew! Everything’s going to be okay now, you guys!

That dog looks like a teddy bear and I want him.

I think you know what I mean.

I can’t find anything “rewarding” about this. The La La Land people had a big moment taken away from them in front of a live audience and will surely be asked about this who knows how many times for the rest of their lives, and the Moonlight people never got their moment at all. How weird that you’re happy about this.

I’m reading Trump & Me by Mark Singer and I now have a deeper understanding of the meatloaf thing:

That’s the dream!

I’m sure you’re right. Isn’t it a legitimate point, though? Everywhere I look there seem to be articles about how the result was a blow to Bernie supporters.

No. No. No. If he went it would be bigly tremendous. He just doesn’t want to go because he’s going to be busy that day MAGA. So there. Hater.

To the fanatics, maybe. But I think some of his supporters might see this for the cowardly move that it is.

Is Trump trying to play this down?

Huh. Well, I forgot all about that, so maybe he did, too.

I suspect Trump and friends expect the NYT, Politico and CNN to go, “Oops, we better start behaving so they’ll let us back in”, but I think - and hope - they’ll go, “Lol, you thought we were bad BEFORE?” instead.

Trump has called for an end to anonymous sources. Does he want me to share things he told me off the record?

Wouldn’t it be great if schools made all their bathrooms unisex?

That... doesn’t sound stupid at all. :)

Oh. That’s good.

Is it reasonable to worry that the fact they are technically breaking the law might be used to shut the clinics down?

I don’t remember that at all, which must mean Trump was right when he said the media won’t report on terrorist attacks anymore!

I don’t know if I’m just very emotional today, but I found the prep cooks doing work in advance moving (in my mind this happened because they wanted to help out their supportive co-workers/bosses and not because they were scared they might be fired).