It’s not like the gawkerverse isn’t making hay of the tweet.

They have all the guns though, and make an effort to send their people to the military and police.

Are martial artists an integral part of a winning Civil War strategy?

Um, Chuck Norris is a Republican. I’m not screwing with that guy, even if he is 78.

I’m suddenly reminded of the South Park episode where Cartman talks about kicking ass for 25 minutes, then bursts into whiny fat-boy tears after one punch in the arm. Anybody remember his opponent?