But again, you’re projecting with this whole “so affronted” thing. They quite accurately answered a question, and for some reason you have read an entire imagined personality into them.

Reminds me of the Don McLean classic.

oh nice, let me know which game so i can mosey on over and slap you in the teeth, you goon

When you’re not around, I bet ladies talk about how much of a nice guy you are and how they truly, deeply appreciate your respect for them.

I found out last year that I’ve been overtaxed for 7 years due to the size of my property being incorrectly inflated by the appraisal district. But there’s nothing I can do to recoup my overpayment because of the two year limitation they set. So it only makes sense that my overpayment and his underpayment essentially c…

An actual conversation I had with a friend the summer BW came out.

Magic, in 1351

“I just witnessed the most dangerous plague in Western history! The Black Death set death records for Europe, wiping out 30-60% of Europe’s population and reducing the world population from 450M to 350-375M.

Exciting times!”

“That’s their word. They can say it as much as they want.”

Come visit northern Illinois and you’ll change your mind...lol. 

This was at a White Sox game chief.

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

The floodgates opened up after that.

“He plays extremely quick and doesn’t grunt after every single stroke. makes for a much more enjoyable viewing experience.”

Not quite as bad as leaping over the net and nutting on your opponent. But close.

And now, an exclusive preview from the comic:

I’m sorry, but all I can think of reading that apology is this:

A rant that approaches incel proportions.

I can see this comment section has gone to shit but I’m gonna add my own thought cause why not. I’m obviously in the minority but I want more time spent on the post snap world. I don’t need Mad Max but I’d love to see how people handle being away for 5 years only to return to a world that’s moved on. I’ve worked jobs…

There are lots of penises in Spider-Man: Far From Home, you just can’t see them.

“Holland and Zendaya are younger than the past Spider-Man leads, but it’s still remarkable to see a couple of twentysomethings evoking sweet, genuine teenage awkwardness.”