What a strange major.

I don’t see why all these people are working so hard when you can just ride for free without working like that. We should all do that.

Still the worst grille in production.

I did not know that. Thanks for the heads up. Still not sold on the doors, though.

See it’s not a minivan because we took the most practical feature of minivans and turned it into the least practical feature of any self propelled motor carriage ever devised. Hope you enjoy leaving notes on strangers’ windshields in parking lots, because your kids are going to love it.

This is a tough one, because the question really posed here is “Do you like ‘80s land yachts?” If I did, this would be in haggling range of NP. But I don’t have unlimited time to drive, unlimited space to store cars or unlimited money, and so this car—even totally cherry—is so far down the list of things I would ever…

I’ve got to admit, I don’t hate it on that caddy.

Does that history include Joe Louis’s 11 year, 25 title defense reign as heavyweight champion of the world in a fighting sport that was well-established and provided a deep and talented pool of fighters for him to knock out? Because if so, then probably not.

Extensive research on designs that do not go over well.

Everyone pronounces it fakakta. But it means “crazy,” so the sentence really should have read: “This is, quite literally, not my grandfather’s Cadillac, and I’m fairly certain Grandpa Joe would have no idea what to with this fakakta car.”

The first thing to do on this car is a transmission swap. I can’t imagine having fun in that with the auto, and this is coming from someone who now reluctantly actually dailies an auto.

I wouldn’t underestimate the car culture in New York. It’s true that a much lower percentage of people in the city own cars than elsewhere in the country, but a huge number still do. You’ll find really beautiful cars, from very new to very old, all over the city.

That is usually what seeing JR Smith means.

Hear hear.

Your temperature averages are five whole degrees higher than ours for July and August. I’m sure when you waddle out of your car it’s just grueling, but it’s hardly an “order of magnitude.” Meanwhile, we actually experience the heat, because a couple of orders of magnitude more of us actually go outside.

Marta has an annual ridership of 71 million. The subway has a daily ridership of over 9 million. The handful of Atlantans who actually make that trip can come up here and compare notes.

Cool story, bro. Approximately eight and a half million people disagree with your assessment that “you wouldn’t want to live there”, but whatever.

If you people ever start walking places instead of going from your air conditioned house to your air conditioned car to your air conditioned destination, then we’ll still ignore you but maybe someone else somewhere will give a little more of a shit.

Truth is an absolute defense in the United States. It is notoriously not an absolutely defense in a lot of commonwealth jurisdictions, although my understanding is that in the last few years a number of places have adopted the defense by statute.

Fun fact: the “Eng” in “England” is from the Angles, a Germanic tribe that migrated to the British isles in the 5th century. Given that the name Angles yielded England, we can all therefore lament that the place was not named after the other tribe that moved in around the same time, the Saxons.