The US has always been a bit of a kleptocracy, but we had the good taste to not make it TOO obvious. You know just enough lip service to democracy and liberty to keep the pitchforks and torches at bay, but still plenty of of slop in the trough for the pigs. Apparently, we’ve decided to dispense with this illusion and…

I am thinking these constant references to a possible Trump sex life should reduce the birth rate world wide by about ...60%?

Yes, there is confirmation, but not that you’ll feel. It’s the breathy, slightly false-husky whispering you’ll hear: “This is the greatest...really, you’re so beautiful...no, don’t open your eyes, I don’t want to think of you as a person”.

I wish I were a chef in the White House, just so every June, I could serve Donald Trump a birthday cake that says: 72 Years Ago You Should Have Been a Blowjob, Happy Birthday!

You know, just as soon as women start killing men as often as men kill women, I’m sure everyone here will start taking this epidemic seriously. Until then, fuck you.

I read The Help and wanted to know more about the working women and their perspectives. The Help’s author referenced Telling Memories Among Southern Women by Susan Tucker, so I got a copy.

The Internet was a mistake.

I’ve tapered off my Subway consumption quite sharply since they announced they were no longer putting the yoga mat chemical in their bread (and, by proxy, admitting that they’d been doing that kind of shit in the first place), but I do rather like that they’ve brought the old logo back. (Seriously, what what was the…

Teachout was my property law professor last year. I don’t know how her platform compares to her competitors’ but she is an absolute badass.

Subway was my savior as a baby undergrad - the ‘veggie delite’, while not very good, was a way to get a big pile of vegetables into my belly very conveniently and very cheaply (6" used to be 2.99$!) I don’t know anybody who goes to Subway because they love it - the convenience and cheapness is key. I’m not interested…

I got the sense having her in tears was right where Moonves would have wanted her - a desperate emotional mess. She didn’t give that to him so she’s blacklisted.

Women have been having babies while working since we had to throw rocks at fruit to get them out of trees to eat them.  She will be just fine.  I like seeing more women running for things it’s about time.  

I would totally eat a footlong burger.

I think you mean they’re against sex for pleasure for women.

Thanks for the explanation, but I understand that the name of AN app that creates this latest popular incarnation of cartoon avatars is called ‘Bitmoji’.

What part of “the thing a tool makes is not the name of the thing” don’t YOU understand?

Maybe you can explain that to me in the next keyboard you write to me.

Insomnia, anxiety, overactive allergies, asthma, depression, chronic fatigue....

“You know what, sweetheart, this is why there’s no grocery stores in the black community, because of all this going on,”

I used to think we, as a society, used to have a general understanding of the indefensible. However, since the world collectively decided to go batshit insane and everything seems so cattywampus, I doubt we’ll hear a full throated reproach of this officer. Instead, I think we’ll get a lot of blaming an 11-year-old for…

Look at that fat fuck who can’t run after an 11-year-old but gets paid with our tax dollars to serve and protect. Cops who can’t pass elementary school PE shouldn’t be allowed on the streets.

He’ll keep it local, he’ll be at a Shopko.