Debating on whether or not to do this when two guitars my husband and I ordered come in tomorrow. We are super excited!! Twins!?!?

I am in the middle of menopause and I keep a jar of Red Bird soft peppermints on my desk. I work at a college and the profs and students love them. :) #oldladypride

Wish I had seen this before yesterday morning! I was catching up on GoT yesterday and it took all I had to concentrate on the screen and not the fact that I was high as fuck. The room was spinning and everything, not fun at all.

Someone charged a $100 Amazon gift certificate to my account recently and I filled out a bunch of online forms for health insurance quotes using the phone number they had it sent to. (Luckily Amazon was able to cancel the gift card in time because I caught it quickly)

Because she’s a cash cow right now

That girl’s scalp must have no feeling left! I just want to take her ponytail down and massage her head. :*(

I tried to vote her in! I’m sorry. :(

I use the Milk Kush lip balm and it’s just “meh” but I also use Herbivore’s Emerald Cannabis Sativa oil on my face and it moisturizes my winter skin beautifully.

#1 - I think he overheard them talking when he was hiding in the locker outside of the room, that was what I remember anyway. 

“On Jared’s office walls at 666 Fifth”

Well now I don’t know if this is good or bad news for the series: https://nerdist.com/article/bryan-fuller-exits-anne-rice-vampire-chronicles/

Have you seen him on “Barry”? He is amazing! My friend works for a newspaper and interviewed him about Barry last year. He said he was the most gracious celeb he’s ever met.

I am trying to figure out how I got a USPS “your package is out for delivery” email today and my package has been tracking to a nearby neighborhood since early this morning but hasn’t moved at all. #soconfused

This is the new muumuu, yes? I am here for it, especially that polka dotty feathery number in pic 3. Or the leopard one. :)

I was brought up Pentecostal and you are 100% correct. SO much hypocrisy. Luckily I realized early on that I didn’t have to live like that so I dealt with it until I was 18 and went to college out of state.

YISSSS!!! <3 So looking forward to this. 

Cosigned. 

I have one of these dads. He was “there”, like physically there in the house but not at all involved in anything my sisters or I did while growing up. Now? He has one grandchild (and will probably only have one) and he spends ALL of his time playing on his phone and barely plays with her. He whines when he’s asked to…

Ulua was introduced to me by my dive instructor and it’s where I did my last dive before getting certified. We usually stay in Kihei too in a condo across from Kamaole II or III because snorkeling there is decent but Ulua is sooo clear. :)

Ulua Beach is the best! Lucky . . .