Guy, if it comes out your dickhole and it's gold, it's not semen...

I think it's more that, when people go crazy, the things we do are funny. The illness itself, no - but many of the resulting actions, as long as no one's hurt? Hilarious! You will never convince me that attacking a car with an umbrella, or, its new cultural replacement, trying to start a fire in some random…

I'm convinced the thigh gap thing has more to do with hip width and bone structure than body fat. My upper thighs have always touched or almost touched if I stand with my ankles together, even when I was like 5'6 and 110 pounds(though I probably would have been considered "skinny fat" or "metabolically obese normal…

As we heard after Sandy, DO NOT clean out your closets and donate your old clothes or blankets! They are expensive to move and let's face it, some of your castoffs are not needed/wanted. Make a monetary donation so the Red Cross can buy things close to the epicenter of the disaster. And/or donate blood. http://www.…

I already made this point on Gawker, but this is NOT the Miss Korea pageant. This is a regional beauty pageant in the city of Daegu, for its representative to the Miss Korea pageant. So it's a much smaller pool of individuals than those selected for the entire country. I understand that people Westerners LOVE to talk…

Really? I predict a lot of 'It's just because you think all asians look alike, just like how they probably think your whole race looks alike!' comments.

The fact is, South Asians who aren't Hindu wear bindis, as well. In that region religious symbols, traditions, etc. cut across to Muslim and Sikh groups too (probably because Hindus, Sikhs, and Muslims have a very long history of religious conversion in the area but the actual every day symbols of the original and…

I'm kind of surprised by this objection, because fashion bindis are now a secular decoration in India; many people wear them simply for appearances and sparkly fashion ones are sold everywhere. Only the red dot (which I do see one of the backup dancers wearing) is generally considered religious these days. Wearing a…