In Tennessee, aggravated rape is a Class A felony, which incurs a fine of up to $50,000, at least 15 (and up to 60) years in prison, or both. That's 15 years per count.

I am pleased to have inspired such introspection. ;)

I want you to be my mommy.

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Clearly the biggest lie here is that he has a friend.

not to detract from the inherit dickness of these allegations, but is changing in and out of your uniform off the clock not expected?

Apparently it's the "fiancé" who actually left the review "from" the customer's profile and is also posting here "defending our view". And yes, misusing prepositions is the least of their problems.

Interestingly, Miranda contacted me again and said that the reason he was told there was no manager was that the actual managers WERE out of the restaurant, and since the server was new, she didn't realize that in cases such as that, the bartender can function as a de facto manager. So their server wasn't lying to…

You do realize I get paid to write on the internet, right? Like...this is my job? They pay me for this? It's AWESOME, thanks. But lol, have fun being a horrible human being and eventually dying unloved and alone, your last breath a desperate cry for someone, anyone to care about you. Lemme know how that works out for…

1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not.

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please?

Not that I'm gonna believe that you happen to be that actual customer without a huge fucking grain of salt and a lot of side-eye, but if you were (and are colossally lame enough to not only admit it, but revel in it) the fact that you think that "a rsvp" is the same thing as a reservation makes you the "retarded" one…

Hahahaha, you're a walking hemorrhoid.

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

This your regularly scheduled reminder that being upset about something does not give you the right to threaten people with rape and/or murder. I feel like at some point we should be able to stop saying this but apparently not.

"It's not wild chicken."

It gave you a chance to come out from under the bridge for a post.....