Yeah, guys - it was just a joke!

Where I live, the people who say they aren't feminists eat babies. I'm serious. They come up to me, tell me "I'm not a feminist", then reach into their bags and take out a whole, live baby. Their mouths distend to an unnatural degree, and they just pop the baby down their gullet. And this is a daily occurrence. I've…

You know that scene in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," where Steve Carrell describes breasts as feeling like a "bag of sand," and everyone stares at him in mixed pity and disbelief for so transparently lying about a basic shared experience?

That. That is what everyone else here is doing with you right now, totally believable…

Interesting. I have literally never once in my entire life had anybody other than creepy guys attempt to make me uncomfortable for wearing a skirt. And I have literally never once in my entire life observed anybody other than creepy guys make any other woman feel uncomfortable for wearing a skirt.

And we know this poster is a woman how?

Based on the fact that strangers wouldn't be able to tell if she was a waitress or a homemaker, yes.

This is satire, right? I mean... you don't seriously expect anyone to believe that this is actually happening?

As a feminist I can tell you that I do not care what career you choose. My sister is a waitress, my other sister is a stay at home mother, and I am a nurse. These are all traditionally female roles, and yet we are all feminists because the definition of feminism means believing that men and women deserve equal rights…

I think you're lying.

I'm calling bullshit on feminists yelling at you in the street everyday for wearing skirts.

I'm not a feminist. I believe everyone should just do whatever the fuck they want to do provided it doesn't infringe on anyone else or their rights.

I'm pretty old and have been a feminist since forever. I wear skirts alot but never ever has anyone yelled at me from across the street about how I was setting the movement back. You seem earnest in your comment but I am very dubious about your claim.

Can you be more specific? Like, what exactly do they say? "Hey you in the skirt? Way to set back the women's movement! Buy some pants!" I mean, I'm really trying to imagine how this goes down as I've never seen anything like it. I've seen a man eat a whole head of cauliflower on the bus, while crying silently. I've…

Almost daily. In every city you've ever visited. Across two countries.

You lost me when you said your friend decided to be a lesbian.

I also think you need to wiki "feminism," so you can actually learn what it means.

Canada, the UK, or Australia because of her use of university. Actually, it's "Madeupland," but with a British-influence twist.

Wait, wait, wait. Feminist strangers yell at you daily? Where do you live?!

Yeah, pretty much all of these reek of "Are any boys watching? Do they look impressed?"

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.