86 to 89 (or 91) was pretty goddamn gangster — probably more so than any period after it. hold old are you?

the low end theory is probably the greatest album of all time, and you’re about to put it below paul’s boutique. that’s criminal.

you had one fucking job

Do you guys need me to get you a room

Sounds like you like to shit on pure gold, not sure what that one is called

Call me crazy but I love .269

AJ ruined Deadspin.

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con·gress (ˈkäNGɡrəs): a formal meeting or series of meetings for discussion between delegates, especially those from a political party or labor union or from within a particular discipline.

We are a government OF the people BY the people, it’s in the Preamble, and last time I checked the people at Deadspin are people. Although it is a close call so maybe that was your joke, if so good one.

So 14th amendment good, First Amendment bad, got it.

Why is it that these Broward County stories are always so watered down?

Because I am Blessed to Comment.

Spoiler alert: you’re a fucking idiot. See if you can figure out why.

It’s called Double Jeopardy not Double Lawsuit. He was in jeopardy before and now he’s really in jeopardy, doesn’t seem fair.

So I guess we can just ignore that part about Double Jeopardy in the Constitution, got it.

You eat cheesecake for dinner.

What is your favorite Amendment to the Constitution?

Go back and look at that transcript, it’s in front of a court reporter and PUBLIC notary, a ward of the court

I’m trying but you’re too slow you say