If it were Naturdays, that church would soon be overrun by the followers of the Naturdays saints.

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Prior to last season, I decided to throw my weight behind an EPL as a way to force myself to watch more soccer. I’m already a Browns fan, so I didn’t want to pick a bottom of the table team seeing as I already have enough disappointment in my life. I felt like Tottenham was a sweet spot between front running and not…

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Just be glad she didn’t order a Coldcut, Unpasteurized cheese, No Tomato.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Hey Shohei. Get behind the plate or get the fuck out.

I’m gonna take an unpopular position: I don’t think we should be so gleeful about this guy losing his job. He most likely needs that job. We’re not talking about the snooty maitre d in Ferris Bueller. We are talking about a dude working the drive thru at Burger King. It sounds like he needs training and Burger King…

Nicole Byer is a treasure.

Quick turnaround on the username there, too!

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

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Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

Speaking of people who have had rough times in Florida, they traded for Jason Pierre-Paul.

I suspect Google would help this star count.

They are nowhere near as good as a good cheeseburger. Burger King is trash and 2nd tier when it comes to fast food. 

my expectations remain low.

I read that in Norm MacDonald’s voice