Russian is building a lot of new missiles, because the US is developing strategic missile defense system and Russian strive to overcome it. Russia is not developing strategic missile defense, so the US is not building new missile.

“Oh great. He is doing that thing with his feet again.”

The Russian miitary exists primarily to provide a budget excuse to funnel money from government to oligarchs.

In Russia, pentagon has 4 sides and is rectangle.

There is no real work going on in a room so obviously designed for a photo-op. Ultra clean desks, men sitting like school boys with their stern teacher watching them closely from above. Why is it that totalitarian nations are so bad at satire or propaganda photos? They should have hired a Hollywood set designer to do…

Ok it’s cool, but it’s not under an ‘effing mountain like NORAD was. Now that was cool.

This looks like the atrium of a community college built in the 80s

They make better vodka in Texas (seriously Tito’s is incredible for the price). My uncle travels to Russia frequently and he asked some of the Russians he was working with where to find some good vodka to take back home. They told him to wait until he got back to the US, because the vodka sold here is better than…

Russia’s industrial base is a faint shadow of what it was during the Soviet Union. They can't even build large military ships anymore. They are in a severe demographic decline that is compounded by a lower life expectancy than North Korea or Iraq and a massive brain drain to the west.

This is like when you go to China and the public places are slathered over in marble, bridges are lit in glitzy LED lights burning megawatts, sky-scrapers abound, and whole cities sit rotting in the sun, uninhabited.

Do that shit on your own time! Next time I catch you you’ll be on the next Antonov to Syria you chucklehead!

Having seen some actual command centers, small and large, TOC to national... that’s the worst place in the world right there, as much for show as anything North Korea, China, or the old Soviet Union ever built.

It’s plain from these pictures why Crimea had to be taken—there are no women in Russia. That redhead super spy must have flown the coop. Or maybe she’s back infiltrating Real Housewives of Hoboken. Even Vlad can’t father tiger-darting-shirtless horseback riding-judo master armies with only a 200 pack of non-kosher…

All this while their only aircraft carrier just limped into port via tug boat power because it broke down yet again.

I know where Putin has been vacationing.

Those don’t look like water bottles to me

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

They should have just called it “we photocopied a B-1”

Statement from Putin’s office: “There was no storm in the Mediterranean. Those are waves caused by the mighty force of Mother Russia’s Navy moving through the water. The water is afraid to be near our ships of such great power. It was actively trying to escape!”

Why is it that all Russian ships have a fine patina of rust? They almost look like they should be inactive.