Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

I need this mug. I feel like my workmates forget this.

No, I said if you don’t “get it,” not if you don’t “like” it. Two completely fucking different things. There’s lots of things that I don’t get but I like; there’s lots of things I don’t like but I get.

What a fucking AWESOME shoutout to the NOLA queer scene.

Quick PSA: If you don’t “get” this video, it’s because Beyonce didn’t make it for you. There’s nothing that says black culture needs to be distilled and broken down for the masses. Some things are just for us.

That line is the most I have ever felt like Beyoncé.

IS THAT MS BIG FREEDIA QUEEN DIVA IN THE SPOKEN BITS!?

This video was so goddamn black it’s not funny. I’m not southern, but my roots are, and that bit with the girls dancing in the shorts gave me flashbacks to the cheer and dance squads we used to have in the hood. Beyonce is black. Black as the bottom of your grandmama’s cast-iron skillet. Blackity black, black, black.

Since/If you missed it, this entire song is a subtle pro-black anthem. The video makes it way more obvious... but start with some southern black pride:
“You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma”

If nothing else, can we please stop saying that Beyoncé wants to be a white woman now? She’s not bleaching her skin. She’s doesn’t hate herself. Let this lie die a miserable death. Thank you.

Hot sauce in my bag #swag

We all have opinions. Mine is that I don’t care about your wrong opinion.

The song is meh if you’re looking to something to belt in the car or dance along to.

A young, successful white woman will never be the piggy-back used for Black women to get anything. Things have never worked that way.

I think what he said was perfectly worded. Nowhere did he tell Jennifer and women like her that they have no complaint or that they should shut up. Nowhere did he say that these issues have to be fixed before other issues. People just get extra sensitive when Black people speak truthfully about issues that are usually…

If spokespeople like Jenifer Lawrence don’t also acknowledge inequity along racial lines then yeah it’s black actresses vs. white people who ignore them while advocating for themselves.

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

So, apples to apples, the USWNT pull the same ratings as the men in the USA and are treated much less favorably financially, plus the ladies actually win.