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It sneaks up on ya, doesn't it? I watched "Crazy, Stupid, Love" and thought, "meh". At some point after "The Ides of March" it just hit me like a shit ton of bricks. He is unbelievably hot, in every way. Now I've seen every one of his movies (all the way back to that football one he had a bit part in with Denzel…

Thumbs up for the BOFH reference. That brings back memories...

It's pretty clear the author is talking about the general population, not a frequent and well-known guest.

Wearing makeup is always a choice, unless you're so fucked up self-esteem wise that you feel chained to it. In that case, it would be better for you to seek therapy than to write such a dumbshit article for Jez. Seriously, Jenna, you need extensive therapy if you think you are so ungodly ugly that you are chained to…

If you have to get in a line during a busy time, at least at the grocery store, pick a line with an empty/closed register on at least one side. I can't tell you the number of times I've gotten behind a person with a full cart, as third in line, only to have a cashier open the lane next to me and wave the person with…

I have had the same domain since 1993. Yes, my email address turns 20 this year. I switch out a "public" email address every year, "pub2012", "pub2013", etc. for sites that ask for my email. The big sites I use the most have their own email alias at my domain, "amazon", "ebay", etc. Sometimes I host a blog, most times…

"sexual assault machine" - spoken by someone who has clearly never experienced a real sexual assault. Overly dramatic, much?

Yeah, another overly dramatic Jez headline. Par for the course when you have to pimp out pageviews to make any money. It doesn't lead to intelligent headlines.

I've never seen the device being selectively used on anyone at airports where it's been used. It's everyone through the scanner or no scanner in sight. You couldn't get to the other side of the x-ray machines to pick up your bags unless you walked by way of the scanner. I'd be peeved if I witnessed only select people…

Amen to that. They wouldn't be able to pick you out of a lineup and frankly, their job is pretty lousy. Say what you will, screeners. I'm sure worse has been said about me by a few people I considered "friends". There are more legitimate things to worry about in this day and age.

You are not alone. Jezebel is read heavily in the US and is US-based so they damn well should spoiler this kind of news. I've only just finished S2. Madeleine Davies, you are a right bitch for spoiling this.

? Google would certainly not require you to get a Facebook account. They view FB as competition. Google Plus ring a bell?

I have always read that money is a top argument among couples. It's easy not to argue about it when you a) have enough (whether by fortune or willingly living within your means) and b) agree on how it should be saved and spent.

Very well said. My husband and I, before I even knew he was looking to give me a ring, talked about these things every so often. It first came up when he told me his salary and then looked properly shocked when I told him mine, and it was more than his! :-P

I find that if you have good credit, you really need to find someone who cares about their credit equally, otherwise you risk blowing your own. It's not a matter of "money marrying money" but "low risk marrying low risk". Before my husband ever proposed to me we had discussed our salaries, our ambitions 10 years into…

One of the sets of hands in the video wasn't wearing gloves. I wonder if it's a preference thing? I also thought it would be horribly frustrating to have to wear gloves.

I feel sorry for your boyfriend. It's got to suck having a brother that looks so hot.

My tip: Frequent restaurants that have either no, or low, corkage fees and take along your favorite bottle. Ruth's Chris in our area (North Carolina) doesn't charge for the first corkage. Neither does another upscale Greek restaurant we go to. The French restaurant we like to go to does charge a $15 corkage fee, but…

Fortunately these tubes are tied, so I don't have to worry about the decision. Just wanted to weigh in on the concern I'd have... Yeah, she's had two kids. It was freaky to hear about though. Inside the body is quite the odd place.