Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

+1 Rocketman

I want the Wolves to start winning so badly. Such a great roster of young talent.

Or they have actual lives and can’t go to 41 games per year. Or they bought their season tickets with a shred of hope that the basketball might be watchable (and the tickets they don’t use not worthless). In any case, they’re far more loyal to the team than the vast majority of people in the city who are too busy NOT…

Looks like it was from Wolves v Nuggets... so no.

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

Holy shit that clip was ridiculous - Demarcus Cousins coming in as the voice of reason? Who'd have thunk it

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

I (only) played goalie thru high school, and there’s no way I save that. Pretty much your worst nightmare. The only way the goalie could have felt worse is when he remembered he lives in Columbus.

Attn Mr. Trump (and the rest of the republican field). That is what a Christian looks like.

It takes a pretty special person to get up in front of a bunch of people on what has got to be one of the most heartrending days in their entire life, and say words to bring OTHER people comfort.

I hope that on the easiest day of my life I can have half the faith, grace and character that Monty Williams has on his hardest. One of the most inspirational things I have ever read.

I was riveted watching this on TV. I’ve never been married — I have the girl who says she’ll say yes though — but I can only imagine but not comprehend at this point in my life the anguish and pain of losing your partner in life. It nearly broke my dad when my stepmom passed from leukemia at age 44 three years ago,…

It’s always heartwarming when a true Christian is heard from. I am not religious, but I believe the teachings of Christ is the lessons of forgiveness. Forgiveness is what you need in your heart to look at others and understand they grieve too. To turn the other cheek, sometimes you need to see through the eyes of…

The second I read those three sentences, I thought “Okay, that’s why everyone loves Monty Williams so much.” The kind of person who can say something like that, in that situation, is the kind of person who is going to be loved by a lot of people.

I’m a huge Knicks fan an I remember when they drafted him out of Notre Dame and everyone was concerned about his preexisting heart condition. It turns out he managed to rise above it and made a good career for himself. As great as that was, it appears his life off the court was even better.

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

I’m glad you found relief, but I would advise caution for anybody considering a chiropractor.

Most white people have no opinion about this song. Of the white people who do have an opinion, most are listening to, requesting, and/or purchasing the song. Don’t believe Gawker that there is some sort of organized race riot... the story here is invented for clicks.

So I guess the coach reports this on the roster sheet tomorrow as Kane: Not able.