If you're going to speculate, you need to mop it up afterwards.

This is the greatest cover/deconstruction of all time.

More than it deserves.

Jerry is dying for some R2D2 quarters.

Not "Stage collapses under Meat Loaf"?

"Weevil likes cotton."

Still waiting for a Wensleydale pun.

I ALWAYS confuse the two. Well spotted.

I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast,
no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Woostah!

No.

Can we be more pious about a rehash?

Northern Ireland's anthem is "Brown Eyed Girl."

Sorry, but the Flash has a crew of almost completely mediocre actors. Jesse L Martin and Tom Cavanagh can act but, overall, Sweet Jeebus — what a bunch of stiffs.

I saw Lou Reed at the Agora Ballroom in Hartford, CT for the "New Sensations" tour. I was right on the stage.

The phrase, "The sex toys that turn my husband…" is many sorts of awesome.

The phrase, "The sex toys that turn my husband…" is many sorts of awesome.