love your username!

"Moral of the story, white people like to drink and they don't trust those who don't drink with them."

I think the victim was white. In the court documents, I think either Parker or Celestine mention in their statements that their coach assured them that "these things come up from time to time with girls…[who] may find themselves pregnant with a biracial child."

That it true, I remember learning about that in my history of sexuality class. It's been a while so I can't remember exactly when the shifts in attitudes towards abortion occurred was but it was definitely after abortion became legally criminalized in the early twenty first century. Legal authorities could even…

"You know that co-worker (let’s call her “Susan”)"
Moments like these make me wish my mother went with the Spanish variation of "Susan" so I would never have to be lumped with Darth Susans against my will.

Agreed especially considering that in-universe the previous year also didn't end with the fairy tale wedding (Rachel revealed the suitor was dumping the winner and caused chaos). I'm betting the show's in-universe audience was not happy with another unhappy ending and want a straightforward fairy tale romance.

I thought the new "Ghostbusters" trailer was pretty average—nothing great but nothing terrible either—and even accounting for the fact that humor is subjective, I was surprised at how everyone in the comics denounced it as the unfunniest thing ever and how it was going to bomb and this was an insult to the original…

I agree. I'm surprised this got a B+, I would have given this a C. It's a very mediocre episode.