I mean, there’s the whole “sexy cowgirl” + “man is the horse” type of flirting that rednecks like to engage in, but that really says more about the worker at the DMV counter than anything.

you love the strippers?

But then you wouldn’t be able to do this:

Columbia, TN has a strong jeep club. There’s one running around with this TN tag.

Nothing says “funny” like having to post an entire article dedicated to explaining the joke.

Guitar Center guy didn’t get it because he’s in a sludge/doom/grindcore band and only plays in drop D tuning.

While mine is nowhere near that clever, I feel like people are just going to share all manner of vanity plates here, so I may as well add mine to the mix.

Most personalized license plates are either inside jokes no one gets,

That’s a $3k Jeep that someone is asking $8k for.

Based on the apparent condition in the lead photo, I was ready to vote nice price at $9500, but it has a few too many questions and/or issues to get me that close to the $10k mark. This is an $8k Jeep all day (which is still nuts, but… Jeep), and while you might be able to talk the seller down closer to that number,…

Serious concerns about the engine/engine bay and work needing done.  Also I would want to look at the frame and potential rust there (which I’m guessing has serious structural issues. Not David Tracy issues, but still.) This is a CP.  Someone will pay it, but it’s a CP.

Get bent

Why would you wanna read about a bunch of jeep freaks freaking over jeeps? David’s adventure is much more entertaining and organic in nature than a highly formulated train of jeeps.  

Two can play that game. I look forward to seeing kids transported in a Navistar Thunderbird school bus. 

So Ford throws a fit when Tesla wanted to name a car the Model E straight up rips off the name of the International Scout.

You must be super fun at parties

I need Honda to start selling the Prelude or the S2000 again. 

Japan’s 30-year trend of declining birth rates is resulting in some really clever, yet also deeply saddening, product trends.

A few people might want to kick your RS4 that pun... 

$20,500? He's Audi his mind!