Torey/Corey knew when to get out.

You know why it’s a “gift” flag? Because they missed a ton of other crap in that game.

It’s as if, for a brief second, they thought about kissing and then WHOOAAAA!!!!

Too bad that stupid b didn’t shoot his dong off. Ice up chump.

In that Vine clip, the ball just vanishes. WTF. Is that doctored?

The Bengals have Green, who’s a beast. But the Phins have Landry, Parker, Stills, and even Carroo looks promising.

Only John Fox is capable of making Jay Cutler look worse than Jake Delhomme.

Stephen Davis was the jam. Good on ya.

Aww yasss. Sweet, delicious FailClown hate. Makes me feel like dancing (on their graves).

I hate Aqib Talib so damn much. At least his bitch assed-ness led to greatest Steve Smith quote of all time.

Their ear buds, iBuds, whatever the f you call them, are the worst things I’ve ever tried to listen to music through.

Josh Norman had one good season and now makes tens of millions of dollars. Good for him.

You know what the worst thing is about this being the last season the Braves play at Turner Field? They made the switch from freshly made pizza slices to individual pan pizzas. I was seriously pissed about this. Like really pissed. Saying things to myself like “Wow. They really don’t give a shit if we drive out to…

Let’s make a comparison as to what’s more disrespectful in this situation. The drunk asshole that enters a sporting event after several hours of tailgating, and talks loudly through the anthem because they’re oblivious, or a man choosing to sit alone in silent protest during it. Guess which one I’m more likely to…

Salami? F that ish.

If you’re listening God, please don’t kill Freddie Freeman.

I was super young then, so yeah. I could’ve seen myself rooting for another pro team if they were associated with “my team.”

Greensboro Monarchs. I still have a few hockey pucks with their sticker on it. I remember running up to the empty upper deck of the Coliseum for a better view of the brawls. I miss going to hockey games :(

I’ve worked for a regional sports network based in Atlanta since 2005. The best way I could describe this town as it relates to sports fans is a lot of people here love sports, and have teams they root for. Just so happens they root for teams that aren’t from Atlanta. Yes. It’s a transplant city. But there are better…

Damn. I’m really bummed out by this. Only 61. Once again, 2016 can f right off.