I remember some after-school special where a girl had this. I used to tease my little sister that she was born without a uterus.

The Giants finally started playing like a team missing half it’s starters after the All-Star break.

The amount of work he puts into these amazing creations is staggering. He makes my lazy ass look like Peter Gregory.

Soccer sucks because it’s no good for gambling.

I’m sure most of these dudes are pretty fluent conversationally. If I was talking to some reporter scumbag, I’d damn sure have an interpreter so I don’t get misquoted.

There better be lobster monsters. Stephen King style.

Fucking Horse Armor RULED. Well worth the $2.50 and I won’t hear otherwise.

Ever been to the Philippines? Jesus is real big there. This is just more Catholic bullshit. You can’t really hate on a guy for being brainwashed as a child.

They beat the snot out of each other and throw themselves at the ground five nights a week. Just because the outcome is predetermined doesn’t detract from the damage they do to their bodies or the skill it takes to do it well.

As long as he just takes out Brie, I have no issues.

I’m one of those assholes who always has his nose in a book... or these days, the Kindle Paperwhite. I read two or three books a week, and being able to pack around one electronic device to accomplish that is heavenly. I used to be the guy with a backpack full of paperbacks and a suitcase full of cassette tapes. Glad…

Both her music and her message are terrible.

The people criticizing Fallout 4 are the same ones bashing “The Force Awakens”. Get over it, dicks. Nihil sub sole novum.