soundandcolor
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soundandcolor

Y’all will let me know when the fourth horseman arrives, right?

That is not a human head, that is Christmas ham with a face carved into it.

Oh dear! They make straight caffeine pills that are cheaper and won’t kill your liver/stomach!

Damn, you’ve dated a lot of assholes...or one of the biggest around.

Sex position where you cling to the other person like a barnacle.

So basically he rage quit?

You were a sad child. Tell me, just let it out, it’s ok.

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

A++, Fast Service, Would get towed again.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

I dont care where it is....treating someone doing their job like that is completely uncalled for....and she makes herself into a complete jackass

Not 100% sure it’s her, but she definitely does look like a human B.M.

“So I could be a college dropout and do the same thing?”

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

In his case, he looks at all the gluten as he's eating it.

"Oh, well that's okay. I'm not allergic if they're ground up."