I am really excited to see how many people attack you for this comment.

I got it! Damn. I'm thirty.

OH. Never mind. Just me is old. Loved it the first time around :)

Does the fact that no one else got this joke mean we are old?

*lyrics joke*

Shaddup.

other possibilities: you are being contrary for page clicks, you are a terrible cook, you have highly idiosyncratic taste in food, and those are only a few possibilities

hipster reply, Pinkham, hipster reply

but that's the crux isn't it. You are judging it on the fact someone you dislike likes it, which is the most hipster stance one can possibly take.

Ascribing things like douchey and hipster to food is the most assholish, snobby act a food blogger can do. Your shtick is making massive prescriptions about what is good and what isn't but you never talk about how the flavors don't match, or how it's unbalanced. Just "OMG GOD DAH HIPSTAHZ LOVE IT FUQ DIS" "WTF FOOD…

You are very wrong. Lobster mac n cheese is one of nature's greatest creations.

C.A. Pinkham: The Food Blogger That Hates Food. Use this as your new banner, scro.

...a lobster mac'n'cheese (ugh, I know)...

If they aren't staying past the restaurant's closing time, you can go fuck yourself with that sentiment.

The husband broke his arm walking around the neighborhood, and was unable to hop inside his car. Luckily, a troop of well trained girl scouts smashed the car's window.

It's Sunday evening! We leave the arguing until Monday! (Panda was my last post for the evening, because I have to take the bus to the Zoo and break him out.)

If we're going off resumes, I'm just going to put my JD on the table and walk away.

If we're going off content, then I stand by the fact that UN resolutions do not make international law in any meaningful way (and if you think they do, then there are a whole host of new international law violations that most people do…

Why snark back at this commenter instead of fixing your first sentence? I mean you told us your resume, now tell us why this comment is wrong.

On a pedantic note, it is not against international law. Sure, there are international statements saying that sexual-orientation or gender-identity discrimination is unacceptable, but that is not what international law is. Some international law is based on treaties (so it is against international law for Japan to…