Hey I’m a modern day man so I buy a truck based on how it looks not stupid things like reliability, power, torque or if it can clear a speed bump.  

Genital choice. It took until 11:24AM on 3/28/2018, but there it is.

We all know it

Actually, I think on some platforms there are commercial breaks?

I had a similar thing happen around 1994. I was living in Miami Springs and having just graduated found myself enjoying the Goth Scene from the Kitchen Club on US1. Coming back one night, in my 1988 Pontiac Fiasco ..err, Fiero GT. The battery light lit after a loud series of clunks. No matter, I kept on driving until…

‘68 Road Runner Hemi that once belonged to the lady who played Mother Nature in the “It’s Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature” margarine commercials

Ok, ya buncha jalopy cheapskates. Will nothing make you happy? Is nothing good enough for your refined palate?

I take that back. You crushed it.

At least it didn’t fall down a hole.

Your attempt at humor falls flat.

I hope it isn’t on top of a giant sinkhole.

How is this your first time seeing a tc? I’ve got so much to show you since you’ve been gone! Milk comes from almonds and you can get the internet on a phone too!

Pretty sure it was a joke, and Obama clearly ordered GM to smog choke the car by letter from Kenya as a child.

Around 20 years ago rt. 46 in Parsippany NJ and my friend Matt was taking the 350 version of this, with a little work done, for a test drive. This car had tint so dark that I’m pretty sure it absorbed energy around it like a NJ Guido black hole. Anyhoo at a stop light the owner said floor it etc. Matt proceeded to…

Why is there a bottle of worcestershire sauce on the center console?

He’s pretty clearly a sociopath to me as an armchair, completely uneducated psychologist.

I’m going to lawyer up and audit this because my record can’t be broken. If the numbers are fudged I’m going to sue?

This Girard guy sounds like an absolute lunatic who probably should have been institutionalized decades ago. Burying a copy of your W-2 over your old boss’ casket is not the indication of a well mind.

Option 4: make it look even more Japanese by installing some fender mirrors.

It’s like regular luggage, but it’s smart enough to trick you into paying a high markup on unnecessary gimmicks.