Anderson Cooper has nearly disappeared into that wall.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

I thought the exact same thing!

From the headline, I thought that the dean was a woman who was married to a professor, who then cheater on her professor husband with another professor, and then fired her own husband. I’m not sure whether that would be better or worse than what actually happened.

Omahahaha!

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Because the ladies do daytime television. They are only talking about late night. Ovaries stop being funny after 5pm when the mens come home from jobs and such.

Quiet down ladies, a man is here to explain everything to us.

Also, female police officer is a pre-Shonda Rhimes Dr. Bailey.

Wait. Is this from the episode where Samantha catches Richard cheating on her? Because the episode after that is my favorite one. Specifically because of this scene:

Me right now

I really wish that MRAs were actually about dealing issues that men face instead of just being anti-feminist...

Word! I just finished invisalign, and dude...life changing.

Packers at Bears gets five throwgasms? Do you like games that are over by the end of the first quarter? Where the MVP candidate sits out the last quarter and a half?

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

I’m not ok with it. If I’m on a plane and have to wait half an hour for the non-fundie FA on the other end of the plane to serve me my drink because the one serving me can’t give me booze because of her beliefs, that’s affecting me and affecting the quality of the service. So no, I’m not ok with this lady. If you’re…

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

This is... amazing.