woah woah woah we don’t need to drag down daniel craig

Sorry, but Ian Fleming is the only James Bond author I subscribe to, so fuck this guy. "Too street"? Idris Elba has the style and general suaveness to play a fantastic James Bond. Better than old ass Daniel Craig, looking all agro in all of his scenes.

Pauline Kael is awesome. I loved what she said about Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes;

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated…

Oh dear. Is it wrong that my first thought was, I feel you, girl. I hate getting my t shirt straightened out and all my shit covered up when I get up out of the car. Why can’t things just stay?

Turn down for what?

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

Here. I dug out his discussions for the world to see.

The last three posts on this site are about an athlete punching a man he thought was a woman, a pair of teammates charged with rape and sexual assault, and a recent MVP accused of gang rape. Oh, and this morning three people were murdered on live television.

What the fuck is going on

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

Modern day Sam can still get it. Step off youngster.

I wish present-day Sam Elliott was my cool uncle that I drink with.

Coincidentally, someone left the exact same note on the back of a bar napkin by the endzone of Soldier Field.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

I remember ZMF from the AV Club comments section. Had no idea until now he was a Lions fan, but now I understand where the anger comes from.

Soon as I hit the fan comments section, I immediately skipped around and browsed to see if ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER had an entry again this year.