Holy crap this is sad.

Thank you for writing this. Whenever I’ve been on the receiving end of sexual harrassment, I get the double - whammy of guilt. The first wave of guilt is usually me going back and evaluating if I encouraged/deserved it. The second wave is me feeling guilty for feeling guilty, as I know better.

They should call it Miller LONG Life, amirite?

dammit

2. when these showed up in Deadspin’s chatroom, someone at the office shouted, “YOOOOOO, THUMB DEAD?

why is everyone bad

If nothing else Rita Ora is really, really beautiful. So the fact that this cover made her look like absolute crap is pretty astonishing.

Yoko broke my brain this time.

Okay for once I completely agree with Yoko and she actually made sense.
That is literally my life plan.

The suggestion that Hillary was actually running the White House in the 90s is the first thing that’s made me want to vote for her. That was a good fucking decade.

I really detest Camille Paglia and detest that she is still given such a platform. Interviewing me for Salon would have been more productive. Considering that I’m not a Yale educated scholar who has devoted decades of my life to talking about women’s relationships to society, that’s pretty fucking sad.

Also remember…

i’m enjoying the irony of trump having a viewpoint in line with sharia law

I guess I never realized that spousal rape only became illegal in 1993. That is f’ing bananas. What the actual shit, man.

One time when I was really poor and didn’t have health insurance, a PP nurse practitioner gave me antibiotics also appropriate for an upper respiratory infection when I originally went in for a UTI (I was really, really sick). They definitely saved me from having to go to the hospital pre-ACA and incurring impossible…