sosayssharona
SoSaysSharona
sosayssharona

Yes.

this sentence should be hyperbolic, but it isn’t. it’s just the straight up fucking truth.

thank god disisto is still alive...

I find him so fucking charming and adorable.

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

“If a nickel could urinate, it would taste like Bud Light.”

“liquid John Mayer song”

I can see the case for Harden, Davis, CP3, and Westbrook, but I’m fine with this choice. Curry’s been historically unprecedented offensively, he’s improved defensively, and he is the sun around which the entire Golden State system orbits. Congrats. I don’t think a single human being in the world expected an MVP out of

So the rapist went #1 but no one will touch this guy with a ten foot pole because he gets sad and/or anxious sometimes?

in an ironic turn of events, the police union is now demanding an “independent prosecutor”

Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

fuck. what is it going to take for domestic violence to be taken seriously?!

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

I would give ANYTHING for you and your friends to finally get that fucker’s name.

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.