In that case, it looks like we're on the same page! I think this is symptomatic of a larger issue in the film industry, but sometimes it's easier to make a snarky comment than explain that in full. I'm sorry if my frustration got the better of me.

If you have a problem with the term "whitewashing," I'd take issue with the title of this article. That's what I was echoing.

Don't worry, guys! It's not whitewashing if we just make the minority character white!

Personally, I prefer watching over-the-top Let's Plays when it comes to horror games! For RE7 I've been watching the much-maligned Markiplier, who's a bit infamous for his exaggerated reactions. It's a little easier for an easily-scared wuss like me to stomach the gore and jumpscares while someone else is cracking…

CNN has always seemed like such a weird target of the Trumpians' rage. I mean, it's hardly the most liberal news source out there. In fact, I've drifted away from following it because it goes pretty easy on the new administration.

So they've introduced Cassie Lang, set up a romance between Scarlet Witch and the Vision, and now have a perfect opening to kill Loki and bring him back as his kid-self in Ragnarok. Where's my Young Avengers movie?

Oh, absolutely. I think the way that case was handled was a travesty, but that it's more symptomatic of how the way the sports industry as a whole treats domestic violence than that Solo is getting some kind of favoritism. Hopefully all this controversy will bring her earlier charges back into the spotlight.

Oh, I'm sorry! I hadn't realized Hope Solo was suspended from the Brazilian women's soccer team! My mistake, really.

Well, there was the whole thing with thousands of fans screaming "Zika!" whenever Hope Solo touched the ball in Rio, not to mention that her contract has been terminated and she's been suspended from the US soccer team. But I guess they don't get the news in whatever fantasy world you're living in.