I would have been a lot more excited for the Daily Show with Jessica Williams.

my favorite dumb blonde joke response is from national treasure dolly parton. when asked if dumb blonde jokes bother her, dolly said, not at all. cause first, i know i’m not dumb, and second, i know i’m not blonde.

In honor of Kylie’s new hair, here’s my favorite blonde joke:

What this video showed me is that there is no point in using any other weapon except that battle rifle. It kills players half way across the map, it destroys vehicles, and defensive buildings. I wouldn’t be surprised if the gun could also take down a star destroyer.

Where did she get the vehicle from? We need that info. Also, imagine protesters taking a tank to the very door of Obama’s house in Chicago. They’d all be, at the very least, very physically uncomfortable after such a feat.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, NYFD

The picture and the all caps really make it seem like Hugh Jackman is vowing revenge on a Fire Engine.

It’s not like the non-Greek component of college students are sitting at home, reading Tolstoy. I think getting wasted is a big part of most students’ college experience.

I just say because all the characters are spoiled rotten, rich, white basic bitches and I don’t relate to their spoiled rotten, rich, white basic bitch lifestyles because we have NOTHING in common. I hate women like that in real life so I see no reason why wouldn’t hate them on TV too.

Wait, its not satire?

Unfortunately that’s nr nearly as true as it should be. I have known many women who are EXACTLY like Lena Dunham.

My favorite part in Breaking Bad is when Walter White’s hideout had two copies of this movie

I was so excited and SO LET DOWN when Girls came out. “Yes! Women on TV who aren’t the sitcom caricatures of shrill naggy wives and vapid teenage daughters!” And then...

why do you hate women

No. It was actually totally, eye-rollingly, horrible. I haven’t seen it since I was 17 and even I knew it then.

There was nothing more disappointing to me than hearing about how “real” and fat-positive and sex-positive and feminist Girls was and getting really excited to watch it and then... actually... watching it...

Really. Natalie. REALLY? It took you til an episode of BC to realize that?! Where have you been the last 11 years? You obviously don’t read Jezebel...

That movie is bad and she should feel bad.

To be fair, Broad City should make everyone feel bad about everything. It’s what I desperately wanted Girls to be and boy did that turn out poorly.

Garden State made me feel bad about Garden State.