When oh wheeeeeeen is this finally getting a release date?

No one ever listens!!!

It just looks a little too… garbage spit into a pastry cavern? Like you would mostly be eating croissant inexplicably topped with furikake and then somewhere in the middle, here's some dried out salmon and a hint of butter soaked seaweed for a bite, then right back to the croissant with inexplicable furikake.

It does seem like it would be too buttery, that was my first thought too. But honestly the photograph is what's really putting me off.

Kind of neutral on the concept, but that photograph is… not appealing.

Remember? I still have two editions of it with the ones I've seen highlighted.

Will Rochelle Rochelle: The Musical finally make it to the Great White Way?

This actually has hurt all 5 of my feelings.

I saw his portrait in the National Portrait Gallery once, and almost got thrown out for trying to snap a photo of it. Seemed appropriate.

Works 100%.

I'm impressed that they had those uniforms for the behavior department ready to go.

Maybe he's a machine and they're all in on it together.

I'm kind of meh on it myself, but I suppose it's more plausible than some of the alternatives.

I assume that in the world where this show wasn't renewed for a second season, Hopkins did a full exposition dump while talking to Bernard.

If there isn't an offseason series about those two guys bumbling around in the basement or wherever they are, an opportunity has been missed.

His interest in Tennessee is focused SPECIFICALLY on the hanging of hats.

Oh, I thought the problem was going to be that he clearly lives in California and was voting in Tennessee, but I guess he probably maintains a residence in both places and keeps his voter registration in the latter.

This is exactly why I've always supported my local Inquisition.

"Chick himself claimed that his inspiration came from a news report about Communist propaganda comics in China."

"you're either an atheist or you want to sacrifice babies to Moloch."