sorceress
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sorceress

toesies to heaven!

Omg those pink jellies. I’m just wanna eat them! Omnomnomnom.

Idk, my cat was incredibly clean - I never found litter anywhere but directly outside the litterbox, all of which would get caught on the mat I kept there. I also used the pine litter that turns to sawdust instead of clumping, so maybe that was part of it.

What is this “litter” you speak of?

But their toes!

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that

This is her alter ego, Dim Kavis.

I forgot Michael Steele even existed. Now I need to find the Steele-look-alike muppet gif someone posted way back when that stripper scandal thing went down. It’s the best part of my Michael Steele memories.

No, trust me, anyone who thinks that Donald Trump would be a good president is not merely callous—he is just plain stupid.

He’s not dumb. He’s an enormously wealthy white guy who apprently doesn’t care about the ways that laws and politics affect most other people.

Hell, that was my B-school’s motto.

yes all Bostonians

Sure, but that would require him to stop speaking for a moment, and comprehend something someone else was saying too him, on a topic other than himself.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

Hey Ben, call me when you can figure out how to separate Siamese cats. There are two strays in my yard and we can’t keep them off of each other.

Oooh, Nest Side Story is one of my faves!

Didn’t they move Carly up to the Big Kids’ Table? I cannot fathom 11 distinctly idiotic personalities yelling at each other for two hours plus.

10/10, would watch.

same, i’m very busy