I’m not joking. If Trump isn’t elected but marijuana stays illegal, it’s worth it. And I depend on it for chronic pain. But it’s illegal now and I still get it. It really, really sucks that people are still being incarcerated for it. It really sucks that it is illegal even to grow it yourself and not sell it. It…

I appreciate the Iamrite instead of the Amirite.

I’m starring this because I want to address it:

please say he had a manbun.

So is talking on the phone and holding up lines. Why not whine about those?

How about instead of crying about not being able to use your trendy pocket hookahs, you concentrate on getting Hillary Not-Trump into office? Because I think that’s the biggest deal going right now.

Well, considering how changeable she can be - master politician that she is - I wouldn’t declare her to be a die-hard pot prohibitionist.

On the one hand, weed will still be illegal.

Fucking fascists.

Last night I saw a guy playing Pokemon Go while vaping. The End Times are surely upon us.

I agree. I use an e-cig and treat it as a normal cigarette as far as etiquette goes.

I read that a lot of her money is in a trust fund so it’s protected from her overspending (since that’s what she used to do when she was a bit wackadoo from her untreated bipolar disorder). The only people that get a percentage are her father, her lawyers, and her doctors.

He seems to be a good conservator, from what I’ve seen, and is likely the only reason that this poor woman is sane and able to raise her children. I don’t get why people like shitting on something that is so stabilizing for her. You people would rather have her off her meds and going crazy because of…

I saw a documentary on Britney once (For the Record?) and there was a scene where her friends surprised her by taking her out in the middle of nowhere so she could drive a car without being accosted by fans/paparazzi. I hope she gets her dream car and someplace to drive it without hassle.

The grillionaire who is our best bet to save us all from global warming.

As a bleeding-heart liberal, I certainly like Cruz more now than ever, for whatever that’s worth.

Calling them “actual progressives” would probably work fine.

I guess I’m saying that some people need entirely too much stroking. One would think the prospect of a Trump would absolutely be enough to convince most anyone to work actively to avoid that as a first priority.

Sure Trump has charisma, but he’s also divisive as hell.

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.