Whelp, sounds like someone’s headed back to the Jonathan Minors

Super Mario Bros. 2 gave us the best Princess Peach. Sure Toad could pull out veggies faster and Luigi could jump higher but Peach could freakin’ float. 

ahh  I wasn’t aware of that.  I think everyone knew there was no way in hell Mutt would be back. It would be great if was explained that he died on his way back to his home planet, with the aliens from Kingdom of Crystal Skull.

Nice beaver!

There’s a more basic problem here, which is that it’s getting hard to keep track of whichever colour coded gimmick Pixar/Disney movie is currently in rotation.

I think that it looks too much like Inside Out, and audiences were like, “I’ve already seen that movie.”

The first thing I said when the trailer came out was that it looked like the character models were just an Inside Out/Soul mishmash. Very uninspired.

I think it’s simpler: it’s ugly. It doesn’t look like Pixar; it looks like an Inside Out knockoff from the $5 Walmart video bin.

Lightyear was also ugly, as it happens. Was there a big change in Pixar’s art direction just before that?

“making Reeves the gritty noir series”

(laughs in wi-fi enabled contact lenses)

“We have Batman at home!”

My wild-ass prediction is Guillermo is an energy vampire, like Colin Robinson.

That pig was clearly a first time actor...

Ah, the old Tommy Wiseau approach. 

With great powder

You may already know this, but Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon had entire series consisting of backdoor pilots for animated shows back in the 90s/2000s: What A Cartoon! and Oh Yeah! Cartoons, respectively, with both being created by Fred Seibert, of Frederator Studios fame.

I’d have expected Illinois.

They’re like if Jared Leto and Jared Leto had a baby.

Sit on their face and tell them that you love them...!

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