whenever elon isn’t on screen, nobody should be asking ‘where’s elon?’

Elon Musk reveals long-standing secret desire to play Fanny Brice.

James Cameron taking criticism of any kind to heart? HA

Imagine being in a conversation and saying “Mutt Williams” out loud

Whatever it was, we all just hope he suffered.

The reviews so far have been WEIRD. All the positive ones (I’m sorry but this one in particular is just awful) have been so fawning over the world-building and the theatrical experience and the pseudo-spiritual bullshit (“water is also where Cameron himself is most content, most undeniably at home”) I feel like someone…

“Never bet against James Cameron!”

“I’m not Quaritch, I’m his brother/clone Pentrich.”

An “A” review that spends multiple opening paragraphs gushing about how just gosh-darn awesome James Cameron is before quietly admitting “Well, okay, the first third of the movie is all drag-y exposition” is not what I would call confidence-inspiring.

Somehow, Quatrich has returned.

I’m gonna watch this on my cell phone in about three months and then decide if it’s a good movie. 

The worst thing about it was that it really made me want a Shadowrun game done in that exact style.  Keep the hacking and all the other stuff, add magic and the different races.

Lance on Longinus of the moon?

Intentional by Disney, there was going to be a big merch roll out and Giselle was supposed to be an “official” Disney Princess but once Disney found out they would need to pay Amy Adams lifelong royalties for her likeness merch for Enchanted was severely scaled back, any Giselle merch that was made was using her…

I usually say “Merry Christmas” when I see a child seriously injure themselves doing something stupid (as children do), after which I smile coldly, take a long drag on my Misty menthol, and drive off over the hill feeling great about myself.

Hmmm...Could it be...SATAN????

Debicki is certainly the best Diana.

I like how they gave Andrew a haircut that just screams “pervy nonce.”