sophomore--slump
sophomore slump
sophomore--slump

He has the worst fucking agent. I have trouble thinking of any other actor who’s so talented and yet almost everything they’re in is mediocre to garbage. He’s always good, but the projects he picks... yikes. He’s in so much stuff that I think he just likes working a lot and so will be in anything that’s at least

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The three “Totino’s” sketches are pretty amazing, each in a different way.

(this link intentionally skips the inexplicable spoilerish 10-second intro):

If people are just tuning in for 20 minutes a day to catch up on world news

The performance of CNN+ certainly gave them plenty of cover, but regardless it was stupid to launch a new service a month before a major business combination. My guess is it was a pre-merger Hail Mary by CNN management to see if they could make it indispensable by quickly signing up millions of subscribers.

I’m tired of unpacking things. I think I’m done with unpacking things. No more unpacking of things for me.

More like CNN-minus, amIright?

“Almost impressive . . . almost most impressive.”

With a third incident in tow, this now becomes a string of off-kilter behavior.”

BUhhhh why do you use “they” to refer to a singular person! I’m so confused! I can’t figure out a single thing in this article! Is it even in English?! 

Opening Scene:

[Family arrives home from funeral]

They really owe it to themselves and the fans to just do the thing everyone wants them to do and leave it at that.

Why sell it for $30 when they sell a year access to it for the same price?

Organic food is always more expensive than the pesticide-laden, factory-farmed stuff

Massive tits.

I have been visiting IMDB for more than 20 years. Until today, I had never heard of IMDBtv

Sometimes you eat the bar...

How can someone be too young to get a Beatles reference, and yet old enough to make a Calgon, take me away joke?

DAT’S RIGHT!

Ezra Miller has come out as an asshole.