“Whoever is pushing this must have a pile of dead flaccid dicks for brains.”

--The A.V. Club

Ahh yes, an Internet-based news outlet where a majority of the articles come from scanning other sites and writing blurbs - the kind of job that can ONLY be done in person, in an office, from 9-5.

Same. I always gravitate back here, no matter how much a shadow of its former self it’s become.

Sean O’Neal must be rolling in his grave.

Jesus Christ. This site would be a dystopian nightmare without the comments pointing out how stupid the articles are

Look, it’s a series of tubes, okay.

Lurid, is it? You ain’t seen lurid yet!

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I’m willing to believe Vincent D’Onofrio actually filmed that scene, he seems like the fun type of person who’d do that.

I assumed the twist ending to be that there was no toxic cloud, and it was just a way for the U.K. government to purge a pile of citizens.

Episode two is fun because it starts with three Beatles and ends with five.

Hopefully PJ takes these lessons to heart for when he starts work on the Rutles documentary.

The 20 things I learned about, The Beatles while watching the first episode of Get Back on Disney+

So how do I convince Universal that showing Earth with Laurasia and Gondwana is a better gag than that stupid T-Rex silhouette?

Come to think of it, a Luigi’s Mansion movie with Charlie Day would be hilarious. Just Weegie going into a terrified panic every couple of scenes (with Day ad-libbing the whole time) but eventually he BARELY gets his shit together enough to save Mario and bust the ghosts.

Alex sleeping with a married man is a weird thing to point out as a reason not to root for her. She’s done so much worse, and is so much worse, than that choice. 

I honestly think Baby Yoda is funny. Yes, I’m the one. I pretty much just love anything Kyle does, which I realize also puts me in a tiny group

More of a Sarah Jessica Parker, Chrissy Metz type? I feel ya.

With that photo above I thought they might be remaking Career Opportunities.