Back when this movie first got announced but before we knew anything about it I thought this was going to be a Seveneves rip off. I could not have been more wrong about the direction this was going to go.

That’s exactly what I thought. What an inside job. Pirate Nintendo software by BECOMING PRESIDENT OF NINTENDO!

I wont lie, the first thing I thought of was Doug Bowser who got arrested.
After a while I kinda figured it was another man with the same last name.
Even so for a while that was my first thought.
“Bowser from Nintendo? Jeeze didn’t that guy make enough money and fame already?

All these “bowsers” being related to nintendo things are making my brain confused

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

Was Perd Hapley named Perd Hapley specifically so someone could make the Turd Crapley joke somewhere down the line?

You know why I love The Witcher? It’s the perfect example of a series “Taking Itself Seriously Just Enough.”

You’ve got dramatic moments and character growth when it’s called for, but you also have the silliness. That’s such a hard, hard line for a fantasy series to walk, and it does it just expertly.

This is why, when…

In fairness, it’s never a bad thing to have a memory of Heather Graham’s boobs surface in your mind.

Or, more likely, Chappelle is just an asshole.

That and all his subsequent films. And I say that as someone who likes Southland Tales more than most.

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

You know, you really shouldn’t interact with yourself in the past, however casually. Do you want to end up as your own grandfather?

If any part of you is “grinning,” I think you’re the complete asshole in this situation.

I like the mindset where you go “when I talk about this clearly bad thing people come out of the woodwork to tell me it’s bad, what’s up with that?”

Just remember, it’s pronounced “Earl.”

That enormous woman will destroy us all!

Maybe it’s a teaser for an upcoming Resident Evil: Village DLC where Lady Dimetrescu does a stint as a reporter in France?

You’d think with the Gravity Falls people behind it they wouldn’t make it look like Rick and Morty.

>> upset that someone is upset.

Every one of these new animated series looks worse than the next