Depends how sexy Sauron is.

My money’s on WoT.

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

It warms my cold heart that these guys are still friends.

I was under the impression that something happened with the deez protocol on their updog server.

It gets a lot of grief for popularizing the now overused “found footage” trope, and it doesn’t really hold up to repeated viewings, but The Blair Witch Project was genuinely unsettling to me at first watch.

I will take any excuse to share this video, which has given me great joy.

I have some alternate cover ideas myself:
- Flip the baby vertically to imply it drowned, thus obscuring its penis.
- Add people to the bottom of the pool pointing and laughing at the baby’s penis.
- Give the baby an inner tube with a miniature version of his head on the plug a la Wade the Duck from the old Garfield…

At first glance I thought the Astro was just an iPad duct taped to a Roomba, but that would actually be more useful since it would keep the floor clean.

Natural Born Alien Symbiote Murderers

Actually its to get her dad out so they can audit the estate then close out the conservatorship.

How about we try rotating different celebrities as short-term conservators until Mike Richards decides to appoint himself?

I thought Dalton made a terrific Bond and wish he got the chance to make a couple more. If there is a kind of second tier of “good but not quite a classic” Bond movies I think both of his are near the top of it.

Jesus, Spectre. Don’t remind me.

Say what you want about the movie but “Her tombstone literally explodes” is the band name of the day.

I mean CR was the last Bond film to have a great theme song and not a funeral swan song. They need to stop casting mopey gits as the Bond Theme Singers and instead go back to doing songs like A View To A Kill, The Living Daylights, The World Is Not Enough, Licence To Kill and You Know My Name y'know?

Or, watch the full series which will help to enjoy and understand the context of those eight episodes. And also it’s really fantastic, stylish, and well-written.

I like the lore, but honestly, much of it treads familiar Sci-fi fiction. Metroid works best when it leans more Alien/Aliens than Alien Resurrection.

I’m convinced this guy didn’t actually pay attention to the episode. Beard didn’t break up with Jane

He sounded so much like Roy Kent that I was expecting him to turn out to be Brett Goldstein in surrealistic prosthetics.