Nah.

Ooh! Ooh! I am, I am!!! Vol. 2-Dallas was amazing and I’m actually way more interested in this second season than I was in the first place!

“As in life, the more human flesh you consume, the larger you grow.” :classy approving head nod, accompanied by equally classy finger guns:

Don’t a lot of advertisers just not advertise during a controversial show like Tuck’s and just move their ads instead to daytime?

“Oh, NO! Beta!”

What, no water feature for “spit in my eye”? Booooo

What?! I didn’t know that! Huh. Well, he still sounds terrible to be around :)

Gah, he sounds *exhausting*. Now I can’t even imagine what Mariah puts up with every day in real life.

What, she wasn’t found hiking the woods around the lake like a weirdly large number of people assumed would be the case?

“It wasn’t just, like, for fun. Initially in the soul-swapping scene Velma and Daphne couldn’t seem to get their souls back together in the woods. And so the way they found was to kiss and the souls went back into proper alignment.”

Well, that makes PERFECT sense, I’ve always said that most problems can be solved by…

Friday poll: Which have been the most notable vents in YOUR life? My ranking: 3) bathroom, 2) laundry, and 1) car AC. 

“This documentary about the beloved Latinx astrologer” You know, the adjective ~Latin~ is already right there to use. You know, Latin America? 

Yup, those tiny li’l hairline nubbins are the mikes. Bald actors had to go for the ear-mounted, which makes sense.

“LMM didn’t appear to be wearing a mic. I didn’t notice them on Phillipa Soo, Daveed Diggs, or Jonathan Groff, either. Or maybe theirs were just better hidden.” Theirs were in their hair, right at the tops of their middle foreheads. Lin’s was the easiest to see, I think? 

Thanks for the reminder that the fourth movie still isn’t out :(

As much as I love Jimmi Simpson, I thought that was Frogurt/AAARONBURRR, AARONBUHHRRR!!! in the photo, and was actually disappointed to learn it wasn’t him.

I honestly thought this had already come out like, a year ago.

I’m not the only one who thinks he sounds EXACTLY like Master Shake when he gets really loud, right?

“There is a part of Trump’s base that IS embarrassed of him but ultimately their main concern is the “health of the economy”

Being a simple middle-class schmuck told to donate my money by people who possess tens of millions of dollars individually and even god knows how much more between them, and who could each give unimaginably more at any moment than I could over my entire lifetime is always fun and cool.