Goldbergs Talk: Adam's struggles with reading Lord of the Rings hit close to home, and I guess Barry just yells all the time now. I sure would love to see Erica have a storyline/adventure/mess-around that doesn't involve her role in a weird relationship! It does not appear that is ever going to happen, though! Also,…

Good thing I was replying to someone talking about remaking The Stand, then!

And like, don't even recast Nadine, just splice in clips from the tv version for her scenes because you ain't gonna do better than early '90s Laura San Giacomo.

Ha-am!

Schmidt and Winston's sad boy-fighting was never not funny.

Adam F. Goldberg, I thought you were cool!

Stacy London is pretty badass, tho.

All of those books sounded like the worst books.

It's time to put the computer away for a little while, AV Club.

EVERYONE THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS OVER! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

Whaaaaat?

I think I saw Broken Arrow like 4 times in the theater. What a time to be alive.

"I'm so sick of all these…Han Solos!"

Ariel Winter has to be used to it by now, but it has to sting to see that everyone will be taking part in an episode, except you. :(

I even called ahead of time that the ex would say something like "man, I didn't mean it, sorry fam" and give himself away thinking Jack already knew. This episode was disappointing, is what I'm saying.

Also, WHAT is she going to sing? Covers? Original songs that she's also going to write? I am confused as to what her plan actually is. Put out songs on iTunes to make a few shiny nickels? Play at bars, like, all the time?

Spoiler: Kate shot him in the face with a cannon. Some guilt lingers.

Yes, yes it did.

Yeah, is Kate going to JUST try to be a singer with no other income flowing in? Because uh, okay, sure. That's a thing people do alongside paying bills, of which she apparently has none. Toby just racked up a huge amount of medical bills and Kevin can't be paying for all her shit.

It's been said, but I want to say it too: That poker game was all levels of cliché and was the absolute worst. Back room, check. Shady players, check. All in, check. Thugs sent out to recollect, check. Blaergh.