“I’m not twelve. If someone insults me, I don’t have to go back and say something about him.” My god, Charles Barkley is more mature than our president.

Um, okay. Full head of steam, no defense, flops on the finish. Meh.

I see what you did there

Gets hot as a mofo, though?

Gets hot as a mofo, though?

Here you go.

Technically the ‘majority’ didn’t, but, you know, Electoral College and all that bullshit.

This is exactly right. And oh so terrifying.

God, his whispery, sing-song voice when he’s whining is so awful! Aargh, I’m going to have to jam some cutlery into my ears to try to get it out of my head...

Curse you for linking to that song! My ears are bleeding...