soothsayers
Jemery Mailman
soothsayers

More companies need to be as straight forward as Acura

You want a sedan? Great, Medium or Large?
You want an SUV? Okay we can do that too in Large or Extra.
Want to go fast? We off A-Spec on all models
Want to go even faster? We have the NSX Supercar

Straight, easy, to the point, good looking, well driving cars

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Now what if I use a standing desk at work? 

I worked at an outdoor food stand at a farmers market in NJ for about 3yrs. One day I distinctly remember coming into work and finding a giant wasp dead in the fryer, I told a manager and offered to flush the fryer.

He then proceeded to fish the wasp out of the fryer and told me “It’s fine, no one will know” No one

Surprisingly? Have you ever shared the road with a driver from Quebec?

Walking seems like a good idea, but its inevitably a longer walk than drive, and part of the part is on the parkway, which walking on is unsafe and illegal  

I would if I could, but it includes the parkway 

I have a 5 min drive to the train station in the morning, if one of these electric car companies can actually deliver promises I’d be more than happy to look into one for a commuter. 

It looks better than the Blazer and original Trailblazer at least

what a funny car 

That’s an expensive bar of soap

Well now it has circles, and I dont know how im supposed to feel about it. 

“If knowing what happens in a film ruins it, the film wasn’t good. Twists and shock value are crutches, and a competent piece of media sets these things up so that they don’t truly come out of nowhere, but rather occur organically from what we know about the characters already. The execution is more important the fact

I’d hate to say it, but it even looks good on the Focus

Aston Martin’s hardly green is not only the best example of subtle color, but possibly the best car color ever

So if you had to have this or the DARTZ Pombron (Obviously with the penis leather). Is it safe to assume you’d want the DARTZ?

but but but, my 30yr old engine! 

Yeah! let’s take this outside!

Let’s be real. This will not be purchased by anyone who cares about cars. So they wont care enough to be a good driver. So when they cut you off after riding the shoulder instead of merging like a normal person, you’ll notice it.

Nah, im not ready to see this everywhere 

Fake character drives fake car

Who exactly cares if its electric?