Dark Saber is such a middle-school-first- draft-fan-fiction concept I can’t believe it even became canon.

You’re a real bummer and it’s starting to affect my sex life. Anytime I’m laying pipe in your dad he always says something like, “I’m really worried about Sam, maybe you can talk to him.” I get it, you’re an embarrassment to your family and everyone you’ve ever met, but maybe it’s time to just end the whole thing. You…

For all my fellow fifty-somethings: this is a different band than Level 42.

I just learned that someone doesn’t know the difference between “King Charles III’s crown” and the “Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch”.

I thought of Kim too, but she was decidedly less miserable. The scene where Sally just gets up from Barry and the kid and walks into the other room, I thought there was a 50/50 chance she just gonna blow her brains out.

It’s no “HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR” that’s for damn sure.

Look, I don’t know what almond  milk did to piss off Aubrey Plaza. I don’t need to know. I  just know that I don’t want to cross her, so now I hate it too

“People that perpetrate crimes like this are evil.”

And let’s be real: it was the acting that saved Wednesday. The writing, the whole arc for the season, was warmed over Harry Potter with some token queerbaiting for topicality (I’m still angry at how they misuse the concept of conversion therapy in a subplot). What made it all tolerable was the cast - Ortega, Emma…

Wow, a French art director googled what an American missing persons poster might look like and found this one at random, what a story.

Well that’s because pineapple does go on pizza and it’s no longer a debate!

Huh. I always found Brigitte to be a good example of body positivity. Yeah she is curvy, and loves her food, but she also is active and has a regimen that works for her. I never felt she was an example of fat shaming or anything. 

I can’t remember if women are allowed to like food or not allowed to like food.

Maybe because you’re not the only person who plays games? 

This may come as a shock, but this was not a serious comment.

I don’t like Elon Musk, but this is the sort of problem you would expect to run into working on the future of spaceflight.

You’re being an online turd here. That doesn’t mean that you aren’t also a turd IRL.

As famous as this scream is, nothing takes me out of a movie or game as quickly as hearing it - simply because of how identifiable it is.

Everyone knows fish worship a sleeping god who waits dreaming...

Figaro Castle in Final Fantasy VI - it’s not too flashy but it can travel underground (for reasons that are still unclear to me)